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Lessons from the West Wing by Joe Flood

Lessons from the West Wing by Joe Flood

Published February 16, 2011

I once wrote a screenplay. It was about Washington, DC, the city beyond the monuments. My script followed two young men, one black and one white, across a tableau of urban discord. I dreamed of turning my dark vision into a movie.

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The Power of Dark Literature by Graham Parke

The Power of Dark Literature by Graham Parke

Published on February 7, 2011

It always surprises me how depressing media is seen as more relevant or significant than non-depressing media. Oscars invariably go to actors portraying people who suffer, literary prizes go to authors who torture their characters, museums are filled with paintings and sculptures of people not running

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AFP: “They don’t know that we are the media”

AFP: “They don’t know that we are the media”

Published on January 23, 2011

Amanda Fucking Palmer has a new album out, entitled Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under, and while not all of the cabaret-style tunes float our collective boat, we’re big fans of the single, “Map of Tasmania.” Perhaps you’ve seen the

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Most Kick-Ass Books of 2010

Most Kick-Ass Books of 2010

Published on January 5, 2011

Okay, so maybe we’re a little late to this party, but who doesn’t love a good list? Especially if it’s a round-up of must-reads, saving you, Dear Reader, the effort of wading through masses of BAD books, right at the top of a brand-new year? You’re updating your e-reader and making

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2010 “Word of the Year” highlights American stupidity

2010 “Word of the Year” highlights American stupidity

Published on December 22, 2010

Sarah Palin has invented a new word. The only problem is that no one can quite divine its meaning. The word in question is refudiate, which appears to be a mash-up of the words repudiate

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Get out there and VOTE!

Get out there and VOTE!

Published on November 2, 2010

We here at Black Heart Magazine support literary rebellion, in all its many forms. But what about “real” rebellion? What about today, November 2, the United States’ designated Election Day? Should you vote? Why bother? While

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The Banff Centre Loves You by Heather Clitheroe

The Banff Centre Loves You by Heather Clitheroe

Published on September 15, 2010

The mathematicians are giving me funny looks. It’s dinner time at the Banff Centre for the Arts, and though there are forty of them at their assigned tables, there’s only one of me. Just me, at the arts table. It’s early in the evening, and most

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Top 5 Emerging Writers Under 40

Top 5 Emerging Writers Under 40

Published on July 7, 2010

In response to the now-infamous New Yorker list of “Top 20 Under 40” writers “to watch,” Black Heart has compiled a list. Not a similar list, exactly, but a list of some of our favorite so-called

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Make Mine Small Press by Jimmy Callaway

Make Mine Small Press by Jimmy Callaway

Published on May 14, 2010

My aunt is a professional palm-reader, and as such, she has a fairly diverse customer base. Apparently, a real big-time Hollywood producer has my Noni commune with the spirits, I would guess, to see if Polar Express would pay off on the back end. My mom thought it would be a good idea for me, as a burgeoning

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Belle de Jour Revealed!

Belle de Jour Revealed!

Published on December 3, 2009

As you may have heard, a week before last, infamous blogger Belle de Jour (the woman behind the Diary of a London Call Girl blog and its related bestsellers) revealed her true identity. No, she’s not some horny housewife or a porn star in disguise;

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