About the Author

Name: Val Capone

Web Site: Link

Bio: Val Capone is Black Heart's Occasional Correspondent. A pistol-packin' mama, she's looking for a pistol-whipped honey and a bottle of whiskey. You can read her life history, supercondensed, at the link above.

Articles written by Val Capone

Santa, Baby

Santa, Baby

By Val Capone • on December 24, 2008

An XXXmas classic, Val Capone’s Santa, Baby first appeared on Black Heart’s website in December of 2007. We thought it was worth it to re-run

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FMBO

FMBO

By Val Capone • on August 1, 2008

photos by Laura Roberts I type, “come over and fuck my brains out,” into my phone and press Send. I need his cock to rock me with its depth

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Love Machine

Love Machine

By Val Capone • on June 11, 2008

RealDoll image courtesy of Anoush Abrar and Aimée Hoving the Kama Sutra says that there are 64 erotic positions which

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The Man with the Golden Cock

The Man with the Golden Cock

By Val Capone • on May 23, 2008

Once upon a time I knew a man with a golden cock. Whatever he did with it was gold, whether he was alone or getting intimate with others. He swung both

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Business People in Love

Business People in Love

By Val Capone • on December 6, 2007

Business people in love? I watch them, dark suit-clad, kissing as passionately as two business people can kiss at two o’clock on a Wednesday afternoon.

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Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

By Val Capone • on August 10, 2007

"there is a light that never goes out" by Zoe Navarro Men think they are such hard-nosed realists, such truth-seekers,

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