About the Author

Name: Simon Case

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Bio: Simon Case suffers chronically from a made-up disease, the symptoms of which seem to prevent him from aging. Toys-R-Usitis, as it is known in the medical world, has prevented him from ever leading a normal life. Instead he devotes his time to deeds of dubious legal nature, accumulating vast sums of money he does not need, thanks to being the last living relative of the real-life basis for Steve McQueen’s character in The Great Escape. Despite looking and acting like a 12-year-old boy, he has been diagnosed as a chronic sexual deviant and should be avoided, or caged.