About the Author

Name: Parah Salin

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Bio: Based in New York City, Parah Salin is unreachable to the sorry likes of you. She has been forcibly removed from photo shoots at Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone and Vogue for licking the models. Internally. Food porn was her first love, but after deciding Martha Stewart was a fascist cunt, she turned to sex writing to satisfy her deepest, itchiest, burning desires. She sincerely believes that Sarah Palin is misusing her own name for personal gain. Enjoy her screeds while you still can.