Five Dumb Things Said After Sex: Part 5 of 5
I think you’re old enough to be my mom… that’s hot.
This last dumb thing could be taken as a compliment. Maybe a backhanded one, but still. As you’ve read by now, these top five things come from the minds and mouths of jerks and young men who know no better. I know what to expect from these men when I hook up with them. I don’t expect them to want to cuddle up and talk about life after a good hump, but I would like them to put some thought into the words when they hold me in their arms and look into my eyes. Am I asking too much?
"The watermelon woman" (photo by Flickr user ©athrine)
Obviously, I am.
I really think that I look for these particular men, just to see what asinine statement will gush from their mouth. I find these kinds of things totally amusing. And what I’ve written here is just the tip of the ridiculous iceberg.
A few girlfriends of mine told me that the things on this list weren’t dumb, but rather a turn-on if said to them after sex. They just wanted someone to talk after sex. (And I thought I had bad taste in men!) One told me that she would like to have a guy say that he loves the way her pussy looks. She’s had a few guys say to her that her pussy has certain food-like tastes when they’re tonguing her—a watermelon being the most bizarre comparison.
At any rate, here’s my final story. As you can probably tell, the statement came from someone much younger than I. As a matter of fact, it was the same kid from the first story. He has achieved the dubious honor of holding two places on this list.
After he told me how much he loved the way my pussy looked, he moved up to the head of the bed with me and looked me in the eyes, the way men used to look at me when we were in college. He said nothing for a few minutes, just looking, and rubbing my face. I didn’t know what to think or say, so I just stared back. He then kissed me on the neck and nibbled on my ear. He moved between my legs and laid me flat on the bed and kissed all over my body. It was wonderful. He put his head between my legs and began licking me, probing my walls with his tongue. I did nothing for another hour or so. I closed my eyes and literally thought I was with someone much older.
When he finished he kissed me on my neck, and then whispered in my ear, “I think you’re old enough to be my mom… that’s hot.”
I opened my eyes, sighed and asked if needed a ride home. He said no, he lived close enough for him to skateboard there.
For more Dumb Things Said After Sex, check out parts 1, 2, 3 and 4.
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Lust, sex and New York City are passions of Emilia V. Edmonds. She is a divorced, forty-something cougar who is a self-professed mental slut, and who enjoys spreading her mind and thoughts to as many men or women as possible.
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