Five Dumb Things Said After Sex: Part 1 of 5
My entry into The Cougarhood was totally by accident. It all started when my husband of eleven years one day decided that he wanted to start his life over with the typical SoCal, blonde-haired, dumb-as-nails porn star wannabe. I was hurt, disappointed, angered and hateful. I mean I sacrificed my career and things that I wanted to pursue, all for the love of this man. Needless to say, I felt like a used piece of trash tossed to the side of the road of life.
"Humpin' cougars on the prowl" (photo by Flickr user espanol)
After three days of crying my eyes out, I picked myself up by the bootstraps and paid a visit to a place that I had avoided all the years of my marriage: the In and Out Burger.
As I waited in line for my double cheeseburger and large chocolate shake, a kid who couldn’t have been any more than 17 or 18, tops, bumped into me. He excused himself and smiled. I smiled back and picked up my order. As I sat enjoying my meal, the kid came over and started a conversation. We talked about nothing, as you can expect. I mean, here I am: a forty-something woman. What could I possible have in common to talk about with this teenager?
It took me about ten minutes to realize that this kid was hitting on me. During my time as a married woman, I ignored the advances of other men, so I had to literally tell myself to go with the flow of things. After about 30 minutes of talking, I actually wanted to see how far I could go. What did I have to lose? My heart began to race. I started feeling anxious and nervous, something I hadn’t felt in years.
The kid looked at me and gently grabbed my hand. “You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen,” he said.
Okay, so I know I should have taken that with a grain of salt, coming from someone who probable has never been out of the Valley, but I found it cute and adorable. I took the last slurp of my milkshake and before I could tell myself, No don’t! I asked, “Would you like to come back to my place?”
Older woman, younger man (photo by Flickr user Paul-W)
He immediately replied, “Yes.”
I loaded up his skateboard in the trunk of the car and we drove off. For the ten-minute drive, we both were quiet. In my mind I was thinking, I can’t believe I am about to fuck this kid. I know in his mind, he must have been thinking, I can’t believe I’m about to get fucked!
As soon as we got to my place, he was all over me. No foreplay, just getting right to goods. He dropped to his knees and hiked up my denim mini skirt and began feverishly eating my pussy. I haven’t had that done to me, god, since college. I had to laugh as I felt his tongue play around with my labia.
I pushed him from between my legs and told him to follow me to the bedroom. Before I knew it, he was undressed and his young, thick, surprisingly well-hung cock was in me.
He had my legs over his shoulders and was pumping me. He was fucking me slow and deliberate, like a death row convict savoring his last meal before going to the chair. I didn’t expect that from someone so young.
After 40 minutes of my legs over my head, I got a cramp and needed to stretch. He pulled out of me and slid to the foot of the bed. I spread my legs, rubbing my calf, when I heard a moan, I looked up from my pain and the kid was staring between my legs and rubbing his cock.
“What are you looking at?” I asked.
“I love the way your pussy looks. How many men have you fucked?”
Some men, are breast men, some are legs, some are hands, and in the case of The Kid, some are pussy men. I asked a few of my girlfriends who have been active on the dating scene for some time now and they told me how much men love a pussy that looks well fucked. I had to laugh; I had never heard of this type of obsession.
For more Dumb Things Said After Sex, check out parts 2, 3, 4 and 5.
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Lust, sex and New York City are passions of Emilia V. Edmonds. She is a divorced, forty-something cougar who is a self-professed mental slut, and who enjoys spreading her mind and thoughts to as many men or women as possible.
Comments
By Anne on December 17th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
And then? You left me hanging!!!!
By Laura Roberts on December 17th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Anne: Read the next 4 parts; she comes back to this guy in the end. ;)
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