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Cum: Breakfast of Champions

I like to start the day with a bang. Or, at the very least, a nice pan-galactic gargle-blast of cum down the back of my throat. It may sound strange, as most people seem to enjoy morning sex, but I prefer giving morning blowjobs. I get the impression my husband likes them as well, so it’s good times all around. But what is it about a blowjob that’s so damn hot?

First of all, I like the word itself: blowjob. My husband thinks it’s inappropriate to use when referencing females, but I think it’s fairly gender non-specific. After all, you don’t really BLOW anything unless you’re doing it utterly wrong, and if it resembles a JOB in any way, well, I guess you can say you’re using the right tool. The funny thing is that I’m generally against euphemisms for sex, preferring straightforward terms like “fuck” over “make love” (and, indeed, would prefer someone to shoot me in the head if I ever sincerely requested that anyone “make love” to me), and yet I find myself enjoying the bizarre mental image of a blowjob.

The request “suck my cock” is straightforward enough to work, as despite my Alpha Bitch bluster I often enjoy receiving commanding directives. Still, there’s something in a blowjob that makes me all tingly inside. And no, it’s not the cum drizzling down my throat, although that creates its own sense of satisfaction.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I suspect the joy of the term “blowjob” has something to do with its mental connection to the term “boner,” which I also find amusing. Particularly when said boner springs up like an eager puppy to meet me. I love sucking on a nice hard, pulsing boner and listening to the moans and groans of said boner’s owner. It’s truly finger-licking good.

In the end, I think I may prefer morning blowjobs to morning sex. Not always, but on mornings when there’s only time for a quickie, blowjobs are definitely my weapon of choice. I’m a giver, I guess, and even when I’m not in the mood for a fuck, I always enjoy performing a good blowjob on an eager audience. Now I just need to remember to bring a recording device into the bedroom to tape the lovely noises he makes so I can play them back in my boudoir after he’s gone off to work. Hottest. Foreplay. Ever.

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