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Top Five Orgasms

This isn’t a list of my top 5 sexual encounters. Instead, it is a list of my top five most pleasurable orgasms. If it was a list of my top 5 sexual encounters it would include… well, at least one other person in each experience, and would include actual intercourse with a partner. Yes, even for men, the best orgasm don’t always come from straight sex. I added a name for each expereice to help describe it. I also listed them in the order in which they occurred.

WHO KNEW?

The orgasm Who Knew? is for the orgasm that occurred before I knew I was capable of having an orgasm. I was just playing with my cock, and I mean playing. I started to notice I liked the feelings, so I kept doing it. Well, one thing lead to another and before I knew it a hot liquid had covered my stomach, sheets and hand. Obviously, the pleasure from your first orgasm is rather good.

Lesson Learned: Play for the sake of play can be self-rewarding, while also leading to self-discovery.

VOYEURS

At the time, I was 15 and I was in my room with a fairly new girlfriend, along with two of my buddies. This was the first girl ever to give me head. Anyways, my two friends were playing chess on the floor of my room, while me and my girlfriend were just lying there, maybe kissing a little. Before I knew it, my girlfriend had put the sheet over her head, undone my pants and begun sucking my cock. Everyone in the room knew that everybody else knew what was going on. I mean, it was pretty damn obvious, with her head bobbing up and down while I moaned and moaned. The pleasure itself was still novel and delightful. However, the fact that I knew a girl who was so bold and kinky was doing it made it an experience to remember. Sure, I liked being watched, but I liked even more that she liked being watched.

Lesson Learned: Knowing a girl is into it goes a long way to getting me there.

SPECIAL SAUCE

I was 17, and a friend and I had just picked up two French girls. They agreed to come over to his house. You remember the excitement of being 17 and having a house to yourself along with a possible sexual partner, right? Once we paired off, I started making my move. The girl was very receptive. Before I knew it, we were making out on the floor. She let me get to second base, but when I tried for more, she shut me down. We made out a little more before I decided to take a food break. I had a Big Mac I’d bought earlier, so I put it in the microwave. While it was heating up, the girl sat on the counter and I began kissing her. I then began kissing her ear. She loved it. I mean, it somehow made her go wild. I couldn’t say for sure, but if I were to bet, I think she may have been able to reach orgasm just from a tongue in her ear. She wouldn’t let me stop until well after the burger was hot. Once the girl stopped shaking, I grabbed the Big Mac and sat in a big kitchen chair. Before I had taken one bite, the girl was kneeling between my legs and pulling my cock out. I was hard in seconds. The girl sucked and swallowed all my special sauce before I had a chance to take a bite of my food, though I still had my burger in hand. I recall the pleasure being so intense that I nearly lost a patty from squeezing too hard!

Lesson Learned: Sometimes not trying, but giving, is the best way to get what you want.

ENLIGHTENMENT

After 6 months of yoga that consisted mainly of a lot of stretching and bending and being reminded the importance of doing my Kegels, I was lying at home on my bed feeling frisky. I started to play with my cock a bit. Then I added a handful of lube. For some reason, I decided to take it really slow instead of doing the five-knuckle shuffle in a race to the end. I even focused on my breathing. It was as if I was delaying gratification without trying to. The pleasure just kept building, slowly, until I was overwhelmed by my orgasm. I actually screamed in delight. I am sure if someone had been walking by my room, they would have assumed I was with someone. That day I discovered something close to orgasmic enlightenment—just how awesome jerking off can be.

Lesson Learned: “When you are in a rush, go slow.” Relax, breathe and enjoy.

THERAPY

I hadn’t had much touch at the time and, being a curious guy, when I saw an ad for a sexual therapist who included touch in her practice, I couldn’t help but make an appointment. I truly thought I was going to receive a Tantric Massage that included pelvic and groin massage, but not an actual hand job, so when the therapist put her hand on my cock, I was both startled and enthusiastic. She was a master at her work. The whole time she reminded me to concentrate on my breathing. Even though I was a little shy, I found myself giving over to her in just a few minutes. The pleasure itself was both intense and liberating. I felt both vulnerable and lucky. The moment after I came, she instructed me to take a deep breath, and to stretch it out for as long and as hard as I could. It somehow added to the pleasure. I felt a great sense of peace when I left, even though it had been a surprise.

Lesson Learned: Surprise adds to the delight.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

A number of honourable mentions go to another ex-girlfriend of mine. She gave nearly perfect head, if there is such a thing. The only reason she didn’t get a top spot is because the overall quality of the orgasms for all the experiences were so high that they all have blended together in my mind; there isn’t one specific experience I recall better then the others.

Lesson Learned: Appreciate a good thing while you have it, and live in the moment.

Those are my Top Five Orgasms. Have you got any ideas to add to my list? I’m always open to new experiences!