Virtual Score

Welcome to the Matrix... of porn

Have you ever wanted to be a porn star? Come on, of course you have–at least in your imagination! Well, now you can see yourself under the lights with the funky porn music without even a chance of an STD. Think of it: Virtual Score Porn Limited now offers virtual porn videos of you and a porn star (or porn stars) of your choice! Just name your fantasy; so long as it’s legal, they can produce it. Anything you like: threesomes, foursomes, strap-on videos, gang bangs, same sex… and more!

Yes it’s true, Virtual Score Porn Limited now offers porn videos where the customer has their personal image superimposed onto another actor. Isn’t it amazing where the information age has brought us?

Here’s how it works: Virtual Score Porn Limited has a stable of men with a variety of body types and penis sizes (as this is a case where size matters) so that any customer can easily be transdigitized. There are, of course, a wide variety of different girls to fit your preferences.

In order to make a video, a customer must send in at least one photo of their face. For best results, the customer must send in a penis shot (while erect), and a both a full-frontal and fulll-back body shot. Using their patented software Virtual Score Porn Limited will create a video within about a week!

The price for one of these videos isn’t cheap; for just a transdigitized head video, the cost is $2,000 a pop. For a full-frontal the cost jumps to $5,000, though Virtual Score Porn Limited guarantees that this video will be of such high resemblance that your own spouse won’t be able to tell it isn’t you!

This, of course brings us to the question: Who wants one of these videos? After speaking with Red Togers, the head of the entertainment division of Virtual Score Porn Limited, I learned that the average customer is a 40-60 year-old single male. Togers did say he’s a had a few requests for videos by potential female customers, although at at this time he doesn’t offer them because it’s too hard to transdigitize the average woman’s body onto that of a porn star. Perhaps in the future, if the demand keeps up, he’ll shoot some original videos featuring average women’s body types.

Togers also informed me that almost all of his clients ask for reproduction videos of themselves with a famous star. Madonna, Elisha Cuthbert and Claire Danes are the most requested, as of press time. However, he notes that at the moment–mostly for liability reason–they haven’t produced any videos in which mainstream stars’ faces are transdigitized onto the bodies of porn stars.

One could question where this new technology may lead, as well as the potential for abuses, but for now let us all enjoy the possibility that we could all be porn stars someday–for the right price!