Selling Yourself is Easy (Part 4 of 6)

I’ve always had this problem with FFM threesomes:

Where do you put the extra girl?

I suppose that I’ve been so programmed to uphold the sanctity of male-female coupling that creative sexual thinking is not at all instinctual. Sure, sure… I can come up with a hundred, a thousand, an infinite number of things to do with a quick and willing lady, but it requires a decent evening of wine and conversation to make me put forth the effort.

Maybe it boils down to being lazy, and the true query is:

Where does the extra girl put herself? Does she kiss me, kiss him, slip between my legs, hell… slip between his? Does he fuck her? Am I okay with him fucking her? Do I hate him for suggesting this? Do I love him? Do I love her? Am I thirsty?

Does she love him?

Women screw everything up for me, and for themselves.