Redo the Thing
Please note that this is an updated version of “Redo The Thing,” as seen in Black Heart issue #3.
Honey do that thing,
the pigtails and teddy bear laugh.
There’s beautiful women everywhere I look.
I need to remember why it’s your ass I’m watchin’.
Wanna rewrite your name in the snow.
Wanna redo clumsy first handjobs.
Wanna retatt “luv u” on my ass.
Baby do that thing,
shotgun an O’Keefe and encore to celebrate.
I was tryna remember who the other girl in our threeway was,
n’ shit! it was you.
Wanna get sleepy with the Habs on.
Wanna get all glassy in a bar fight for ya.
Wanna get another chance to getcha off.
Titsy do that thing,
the porn film prom dress smile.
I got balls blue as razzberries, as Smurfette
overdosed in a December alley.
Wanna unhate your dirty hair.
Wanna uncall you a rotten crackslit.
Wanna unfuck the Pizza Hut girl.
Honey do that thing –
sing that song – you know – the one?
Whatever it was, I forget.
Just redo it, n’ I’ll remember.
Editor’s note: We’re not entirely sure what this is supposed to mean, but this is what Chris Masson sent us as his bio.
oh my GAWD! brian and justin were totaly stoned at the dance nicky!
don’t you know what stoned eyes looks like? yer a L0sER!
jk jk lol!
omg! the new yearbook is going to be sooooooooooo nice
trust me the covers are so awesome and shiny
oh my gawd you have to see the picture of josie armor in it! she looks like a fat shit!
its true she blew her own cousin you know
i didnt believe it either but Rachel told me that josie told her she did
right before she broke her collar bone at laura travis’s birthday party
i know! fucking tire swings! wtf!
dare me to put “incest” into her cousin’s blurb?????
i totaly fucknig will!
should it be in activities or favourite pastimes?
claim to fame!!!
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