Form Letter for Lovers on the Run

Dear [insert name of boy/girl you recently slept with],

You were delightful [last night / this morning].
I really like the way you did that thing with your [tongue / finger / cock / cunt].
You have the [biggest cock / most beautiful cunt] I’ve ever seen, and I just want to [suck / lick] it all day long.

You were also excellent in the:

[check all that apply]

-snuggling

-cunnilingus

-fellatio

-humour

-kink

department.

I appreciate your enthusiasm. I loved the way you [howled / moaned / called on a deity you may or may not actually believe in]. That is so hot. In fact, I am getting [wet / hard] all over again just thinking about it.

So, when can I see you again?

XOXO,
[your name here]

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Laura Roberts is the editor of Black Heart Magazine and the author of the forthcoming novel Naked Montreal.