SANTA, BABY
An XXXmas classic, Val Capone’s Santa, Baby first appeared on Black Heart’s website in December of 2007. We thought it was worth it to re-run this naughty little item for Christmas Eve 2008,
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THE BLACK HEART NEW YEAR’S MEME
The traditional NYE red underwear race, Valencia, Spain (photo: BBC News) New Year’s Day is a time to look back over the year and evaluate what you’ve seen and done, what you’ve learned along the way, and to take stock so as to make relevant
V for Vixen
XXXMAS CUMS BUT ONCE A YEAR
As is tradition at my house, Christmas has slowly morphed from Xmas into XXXmas - a kind of kinky Festivus, complete with feats of sex appeal and the baring
Interviews
DANIEL ALLEN COX SHUCKS IT ALL
Daniel Allen Cox, our Boy Montreal (photo by Farah Khan) Hustling isn’t the most glamorous job. It can make you a ton of cash, sure, and probably
Friction Friday
Pass the Pussy Please
HONEY RIDER
Ursula Andress as Dr. No's Honey Rider “Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.” -Margaret
Summer 2006
DATING A MINOR MOGUL
Not long after moving from New York to Los Angeles, I met a Minor Mogul (MM) in an upscale grocery store, first hearing his voice before actually turning
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Tests
100 THINGS THAT TURN US ON
Black Heart’s first print edition, published in April 2005, featured a list of “100 Things That Turn Us On,” compiled by the editors
In Other Sexy News...
FUNKY SPUNK
“I want your cum.” The blond bottom in the gay porn flick I had just downloaded reminded me of me, and he was riding the brunette top (who reminded me of a recent ex) with such aplomb that
BAD ECONOMY, BAD SEX?
With endless talk of recession and layoffs, we’re all well aware that the economy is in the toilet. Some claim there are certain “recession-proof” jobs, sex work being one of them, but
DIRTY, FILTHY (VIRTUAL?) SEX ACTS
The Shocker (photo: niftybitch.net) There are plenty of things that turn people on, and for every couple that claims to prefer plain vanilla sex, there’s at least one repressed fantasy film playing
A TRIBUTE TO BETTIE PAGE
Bettie Page (April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008) It was the summer before my sophomore year in high school and
THE NUMBERS GAME
image courtesy of the University of West Georgia In terms of sex, when one speaks of numbers, people almost automatically
BEASTLY COUPLINGS
Like most people, there are certain sexual acts that make me cringe. For instance, I hate anal scenes in hetero porn, especially when the performers double-dip. I just can’t stop myself from thinking,
REVIEW: A MODEL SUMMER
Hyperion, $16.25, paperback, ISBN: 978-1-4013-0936-7, 324 pp., released April 2007 Models rarely write books, and when they do, they’re never as compelling as Paulina Porizkova’s 2007 novel,
DIRTY, SEXY WORDS
John Updike, writing awful sex scenes since 1968 (photo courtesy of NHPR) As I write this column, NaNoWriMo is in its final countdown
LITERARY TERRORIST OR ORIGINAL COPYFIGHTER?
Working in a library is, essentially, a job where one is being paid to read. While ostensibly it is your job
BLIND DATES GET A MAKE-OVER
There’s a hot new dating game taking place amongst modern singles. Termed a “blind fuck,” this particular
SERIOUS SEX PARTIES
Although a reader wrote in recently to ask me whether there are any cuddle parties happening in Montreal, this isn’t quite the kind of party I’m talking about in today’s column. According
REVIEW: LUST FOR LIFE
Lust for Life: Tales of Sex & Love, Publisher: Véhicule Press, Paperback $18, ISBN: 978-1550652031,
